Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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