And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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