Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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