when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
