Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
wow bdsm is so cute
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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