U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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