I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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