If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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