I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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