nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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