The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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