I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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