how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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