All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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