go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
sex on a bike is impossible
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