You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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