i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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