if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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