last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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