Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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