I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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