the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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