This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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