Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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