i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
