Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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