Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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