do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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