do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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