You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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