walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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