Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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