the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
And then my night got REAL pukey
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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