The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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