btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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