..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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