I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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