Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
