When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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