I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
