He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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