We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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