I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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