i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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