We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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