I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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