Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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