last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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