i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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