so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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