FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?