the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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