that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
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Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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