he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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