Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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