Already got asked if we're dating
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
Randomize